Riley: Mom, I want you to adopt me a twin brother!
Mom: Uh, I don't think it really works that way, but why?
R: So he can go to school for me, and I can stay home and play.
M: Well, what about him, is he just NOT going to go to school anywhere?
R: No, he'll go to school somewhere else, and what we'll do is, he'll go to his school in the morning, make a fake a doctor's note that will say, "Please excuse so and so, his liver is broke" and then he will go to my school and show them that note there and spend the rest of the day at my school, and I will be off the whole day!
M: Gee, you put quite a bit of thought into this, haven't you? Too bad that if your liver is broken, you're pretty much dead.
R: Oh, well, I'll think of something else then.
M: You keep thinking, I'll keep an eye out for that twin.
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